One of *those* days
I'm a serious light-weight when it comes to alcohol.
After a 1/2 a glass of beer, my cheeks turn glow-in-the-dark red, my neck gets blotchy, my peripheral vision is shot, I can barely walk, can't breath through my nose and try to logically pass my hands through the table as if the molecules in my hand and the table could co-mingle and pass by each other. Needless to say, I rarely drink.
It's been one of those days today. I could use a stiff one.